Blendviewit & # 39;s. Your channel 3, news family. Roger Grabbit and Meredith Waters were your anchors. Dallas Floods was our faithful weather woman. Field, reporters Kent News and Alison Raniere. And in charge of Blandview sports center, Boris & quot, The Football & quot Johnson. Channel 3 news. You can trust Channel 3 for all the small, insignificant stories that make your neighborhood feel unsafe. A nice commercial break? Did you have a nice commercial break? Come on. Now we have to do the news.. Okay, private instagram viewer go first.. No, you go first.. No, you! Okay, the headless corpse of an infant was found in the well. This morning. Officials say the body has not been identified, but it was 100 % strangled. Another interesting news is that I think puppies are cuter then babies. Good morning everyone. This weekend will see some strong winds, specifically counterclockwise in this and this areas. This could also cause heavy rain and sleet to this and other areas. These two areas are what we really need to be watching. This weekend., Oh wow., And obviously in these specific areas, we & # 39 ll, really wan na be paying attention to the ice on the roads while driving. Sorry Dallas. I don't know how you can tell me this, but uh. It looks like boobs Pardon me. You made booms on the screen. It is not boobs. It's true. Let & # 39 s check in with our field reporter Kent, who & # 39 s on the scene at the Blandview strawberry, parade., Hey Kent. Can you explain to us why the hell? This is a thing. Meredith. This strawberry parade is part of a long history. Blandview. And it turns out that the strawberries are too dangerous to walk in. What was the turnout this year? Meredith is the only one not present. It seems. Perhaps there's a little delay.. I have great signal. ( dramatic electronic music Today, Blandview has the Bulls playing the Lakers. Canyon Elementary School. At the division, two soccer field for ages, six and under It has been an absolute bloodbath. Timmy Mathis already took a potty in a cooler twice, earning him a yellow card. The cooler is only for orange slices and Capri sun. Rest in peace Dunkaroos. Next in local news. What are the & # 39 s? Craig, do you think I am crazy? We have no local sports to do Great cool, no fine.. Today, in personal news, a dog has been found in my yard humping, my birdhouse. Let's take a look at the statistics. As you can see, the dog got a few pumps in my mailbox before making his way down the field to the birdhouse in the third quarter of my shower. Alison will be providing a live traffic report. Roger Thank you Roger. Street cars are jammed in Silver Lane because of a pigeon's birth. Although the pigeon was a little further away, people parked their cars along the roadside to determine the gender of the baby. Now Alison. I'm so sorry. You said you were giving birth.. Is that possible? Meredith has the wrong rules. They were reported after 64 years. The Blandview library is closing due to budget cuts. Interview with Libby Resnick, librarian. She claimed that I had hidden the money in my mouth. It & # 39 s all there in the back of my mouth right, now.. Oh sorry, folks, it sounds like we had an error with the teleprompter there.. No, we did not. It was a wild storm. This Sunday it started up north, spreading southwards and causing the interesting comb pattern you see here. Kent. We are still waiting to hear the answer to that question. We asked the question 15 minutes earlier. How many people are enjoying the strawberries at the parade? No one Meredith. I and # 39 m. Only one here. Next, we will identify the Blandview strangler's latest victim. Jeff Chantis, 34, was found at the bottom the well. The Blandview strangler apparently dumped him there. Witnesses described him as a police sketcher artist. Officials ask anyone who sees this suspect to report them immediately to the police. Gee Meredith That person looks an awful lot like you.. A lot more remains are still to be identified. Blandview may have some sunshine. Yeah. That certainly is an oddly specific pattern., ( laughs. ) And yeah Dallas don & # 39 t mean to do this to you again but.. What is it now Meredith? What is your stand against the weather? Huh It & #39 s. Science. Science is real Meredith. We' re gonna talk about it in the break room. Courtney barks at Meredith. All righty Kent. Now, Kent is live with the strawberry festival organizer. Kent, Meredith. I'm here with Stuart, event organizer Stuart. We want to know more about the festival. Well, we have 39. Ve got the best strawberries all over Blandview.. Did anyone get a chance try them? Is it okay No. It &# 39 s, you boobs that it &# 39 s, your damn problem. That is your own problem. You pervert. You are little perverts! Pervy. You tiny pervert! You little tiny! Pervert. Shut up. Courtney barks.) Where is my goddamn nicotine gum? (bleeps) ( sniffs)? Going to Alison right now for our live traffic. Report. Report. And camera hi. Hi, [Producer, ], (, giggles, ), Great. Okay. ( crew laughing) Can you do this? ( Crew laughing ) Do you just do the yep? Or maybe you can just do one where you &# 39re just like clapping (clapping, hands), (crew, laughing)